What would you do if someone called your dog ugly?

what would you do if someone called your dog ugly? if someone were to call our beloved puppy ugly iwould firstly get a large bucket of pebbles and chase them with it and throw pebbles at them or to go further me and my dog would sneak into their house at the cover of nightfall drag their matress to a nearby cliff over an ocean. and me and my beloved companion which is my dog watch watch the beautiful sunrise and the victim screaming.